凤城湖畔

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.


楼下的翻译一下，然后再给大家讲个笑话

“你相信人能死后重生吗？”老板问他的一个员工。

“我相信，先生”。这位刚上班不久的员工回答。

“哦，那还好”。老板接着说。

“你昨天提早下班去参加你祖母的葬礼后，她老人家到这儿看你来了。”

翻译的很好，可是你没有给大家再讲一个啊。我再来一个吧：
A burglar
    A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
　　"You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.
　　"No, no, no." said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years."

再来一个：
Coincidence（巧合）
    A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him.
　　"What a terrible voice." He said. "Do you know who she is?"
　　"Yes." the man beside him answered. "She is my wife."
　　"Oh, I'm sorry." he said. "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is too bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song."
　　"I did." said the man.

Who was the first Man?
    A teacher said to her class: 
　　"Who was the first man?"
　　"George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly.
　　"How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher, smiling indulgently.
　　"Because, " said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen."
　　But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.
　　"Well," said the teacher to him, "who do you think was the first man?"
　　"I don't know what his name was," said the larger boy, "but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him."